THE UNPOPULAR CLUB

Updated last on November 3, 2000
QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
"You don't see me at all"
~ 3 LIBRAS - A PERFECT CIRCLE

"Nobody loves me.........". Is that your theme song? Feel unimportant, unnoticed, ignored? Feel like you blend a little too well into the scenery? Feel like you always fall into the shadows, never seeing the light of the sun? Feel melancholy as a soap opera star?

THEN STOP! AND JOIN THE UNPOPULAR CLUB!!!!

We're always around. And we know we exist. So now let's make sure everyone else does too! There are many positions open for you to join. Feel free to become a member by emailing me at spark_iieee@yahoo.com. Indicate your dent handle and your desired position, or let me think one up for you! Here, all may feel known and welcome and noticed!

ALL INFORMATION AND ARTICLES, ETC. IS THE SOLE PROPERTY OF THE UNPOPULAR CLUB. PAGE CREATED AND UPDATED BY THE JANUARY GIRL. MATERIAL CREATED BY THE JANUARY GIRL AND THE VP, OR OTHERS AS NOTED. NOW! On to the contents... Use the handy links below or scroll down, whichever.

CLUB MOTTO
CURRENT MEMBERS: Find out who's joined our doomsday cult..... err CLUB.
CELEBRITY MEMBERS AND OFFICIAL SYMBOLS: Our official bug, pet, and other cool people.
ARCHIVE OF INTERVIEWS WITH UNPOPULAR CELEBRITIES: Interviews conducted by the VP and other members. Interview with Joel from Survivor coming soon!
OUR HALL OF FAME: See who's been inducted. Only the most unpopular ones get chosen!!!!!!!!
OUR CREED (STILL IN PROGRESS): What we live by.

If you're this loser, you're too unpopular even for us so go away!
This loser is too much even for us. If you are anything like him, I suggest you turn around and crawl under a rock.

OUR MOTTO:

"My mom thinks I'm cool"

CURENT MEMBERS

PRESIDENT and JANUARY GIRL: iciclespark
VICE-PRESIDENT (AND GUY WHO PUTS THE 'POP' IN UNPOPULAR): Emperor Penguin (formerly SirenSong21)

TREASURER AND CARPET MUNCHER IN CHARGE OF UNCRINKLED SHEETS: Little Peanut
FAN CLUB PRESIDENT: Rebecca
RESIDENT SWEETHEART: raven_unseen
MEDIA SPECIALIST: elevard the Dent queen
TECHNO GURU: Martin
OFFICIAL PIMP: switchbladekittie

OFFICIAL LURKIN' QUEEN: June
RESIDENT JEWEL: EveryDayFairy
PRETTY GOOD DIVA: lucy was pretty
SPECIAL AGENT IN CHARGE OF LOW SELF-ESTEEM: SweetSalvation
PERSON WHO NEVER SAYS ANYTHING MEMORABLE: SlaytBlue
VOODOO SPECIALIST: Lauren

OFFICIAL LIPGLOSS BOOST: CocaineLipgloss
RESIDENT POPPLE AND OFFICIAL CAKE-BAKER: SamuraiCat
GOOD AT BEING BAD: Cam
OFFICIAL ANGELINA STALKER: elisa_mo_myra
OFFICIAL PET: kitten in cement
LADYBUG GRRL: siren11

SUPPLIER OF CHAINS: I Am Cool (formerly Jorges_Baby)
SPECIAL AGENT IN CHARGE OF MUNCH 'EMS: muse
EVIL BITCA QUEEN: Proserpina
ANIME ARTIST AND RADIOHOLIC: ContemplativeGreenness
SPECIAL AGENT IN CHARGE OF BLOOD ROSES: delilah
FAERY QUEEN: Luna Fae

SPECIAL AGENT IN CHARGE OF HOURLY CHINESE FIREDRILLS: WaterColor Stain
OFFICIAL SPONSOR OF BRIGHT EYES (WITH TWO TURNTABLES AND A MICROPHONE): getupkid
REPRESENTATIVE OF THE OLD AND UPPITY: klimt
OFFICIAL COOK AND BARMAN: umbriel
SUPPLIER OF GLITTER (THE SPARKLY ONE): little twinkle
OFFICIAL CHICKEN LOVER: Citrus

FIRESTARTER (NO RELATION TO SONG OR BAND): TheFailure
OFFICIAL THREAD KILLER: ruined
CEREAL QUEEN: cornflkegrrl
BI-POLAR PRINCESS: ether twist
OFFICIAL RABBIT KEEPER: prettiest red ribbon
OFFICIAL WONDERDRUG: bloodredcherry

HUNGOVER FAERY PRINCESS: hungover faery
OFFICIAL GODDESS WITH A TEAR IN HER HAND: Silver Teardrop
OFFICIAL PRINCESS OF STICKYBUNS AND OTHER SILLY THINGS YOU SAY TO YOUR LOVER: LittleBlueAnastasia
OFFICIAL GIVER OF HOPE: HangTenHoney
OFFICIAL SEXY BITCH IN CHARGE OF BUTTERBEAN BOUQUETS: Little Amsterdam
COMICS NERD AND CANADIAN SYMPATHIZER: icywaters

OFFICIAL CHOCOLATE QUEEN: aimee^
GORGEOUS WENCH IN CHARGE OF PANTOMIME HORSES: Tamantha
OFFICIAL JUPITER TOUR GUIDE: jupiter
THE KINKY MASTER WITH GOOFED TEETH: purple fishies
OFFICIAL DRAMA QUEEN: Elegantly Wasted
MASTER OF ALTERNATIVE SCIENCE: Byte Inferno

EMOTIONAL ARSONIST: EastEndBoy
HEAD OF SECURITY: Caliban20
OFFICIAL ASTROLOGY GURU: Winter Troll
GUARDIAN OF THE 3 LIBRAS: The Eyes of Jake
QUEEN OF INDECISIVENESS, MISTRESS OF DUST BUNNIES: Vydellia
SPECIAL AGENT IN CHARGE OF TRANSLATIONS AND THE EMOTIONALLY CHALLENGED: Raquel Welsh

KNIFE-WIELDING LIPSTICK LESBIAN ARSONIST; KEEPER OF TEA AND CAKE: autumnfaerie
GUARDIAN OF TACOS AND RHYMES: Jamiepoo
QUESTIONER OF THE BOUNDARIES OF EXISTENCE: MTC
OFFICIAL BOWIE BABE: sara b.
DISARMS YOU WITH A SMILE: swirlsiren
GUARDIAN OF YOUNG SOULS AND MORALITY: Oceangirl

QUEEN OF SELF-LOATHING: BodyShots of Christ
HOT GOBLIN IN CHARGE OF IRRELEVANT BABBLING: necyther
OFFICIAL SEXY PRINCESS BITCH IN CHARGE OF RASPBERRY SWIRLS, EMO AND SAVES THE DAY: Chicken+TelephoneIceCream

CELEBRITY MEMBERS AND OFFICIAL SYMBOLS AND PEOPLE OF THE CLUB

Official Band: Bright Eyes
King of Mama's Boys: Milhouse
Matron Saint: Tori Amos
Official Survivor show participant: Stacey
Official Animal: The Skunk
Official Beck song: Loser
Official A Perfect Circle song: 3 Libras
Official Bug: The Junebug

OFFICIAL ARCHIVE OF INTERVIEWS WITH UNPOPULAR PEOPLE

STACEY - The chick who got kicked off Survivor last week

CHARLTON HESTON: His interview as he applied to the Unpopular Club

SUSAN: An exclusive with the evil trucker from Survivor!!

OUR CREED *WORK IN PROGRESS*

(clears throat) Hey.

I'm not a choir singer or a physics major
and I don't live at my computer, or drink prune juice, or own pocket protectors
and I don't know Urkel, or Screech, or Walter from chess club, although I'm certain they're really, really bored.
I am a superstar, OR a Newbie
I speak English and Tori, not Nerd-y-nese
and I pronounce it "A-MUSS", NOT "A-MOOSE"
I can proudly say I'm ignored when I post a thread

I believe you SKIP all my posts, NOT by accident,
in friendliness, not clique bullshit
and that the SKUNK is a truly proud and NOBLE ANIMAL.

Milhouse is a babe! A thread of mine IS important. AND IT IS CALLED REPLY PEOPLE, JUST ONCE!!!!, REPLY!!!!!!!!!

WE SAY SOMETHING THAT'S WORTHWHILE!!
YOU ALL KNOW WHO WE ARE!
AND WE'RE THE BEST PART OF THE FORUM!!!!

MY NAME IS __________
AND I AM UNPOPULAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Theme song coming soon!!!!!!

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