You're the boss, the idiot, the man with the drums and the store -- You're Joe!

I'm Joe so there!
Lucky you. You get to be the boss of a group of crazy-ass teenagers with more problems than the whole gang at the Girl Interrupted Mental Hospital. But you're wise, a good listener, no-nonsense and you take chances on people everyone else has given up on. You're the shit and you're in charge. You Joe, now where is Jane...?

Stick the code wherever you want. *You can stick it up my ass, it might be an improvement*